LAW. LMAO.. Its True.

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When
you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged
one.

LAW OF QUEUE : If you
change queues, the one you
have left will start to move
faster than the one you are
in now.

LAW OF MECHANICAL
REPAIR : After your hands
become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE ALIBI : If you
tell the boss you were late
for work because you had
a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP :
Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least
accessible corner.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS :The
probability of meeting
someone you know
increases when you are
with someone you don’t
want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT : When
you try to prove to
someone that a machine
won’t work, it will.

LAW OF THEATRE : People
with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle
arrive last. 😛

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