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Jokes Of The Day.

Impact of Job Change:

A taxi passenger touched d driver on shoulder to ask something

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters from a shop

The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”

Passenger apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a little touch would scare u so much”

Driver replied:
“Sorry, it’s not your fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver.I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs.
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments…

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It

3- My Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger :D:D:D

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